Oh, Connor. We were having such a nice month. You were napping more often, tantruming less often, and generally becoming such a big boy.
Then, two days ago, you painted your walls in poo.
[IMAGE REDACTED BECAUSE POO]
I know the rest of the month wasn’t so bad, but Wednesday’s incident is kind of hard to forget.
I guess we should talk about that first, and get it out of the way.