For only $99 + shipping, I have purchased a wedding dress on eBay. (I’d tell you all about it, but Aaron isn’t allowed to see. So, you can look at it on eBay — that is, if you’re not Aaron.)
The University was supposed to get back to me by today about reserving the Union, but (surprise of surprises) I haven’t heard from them.
So, my invitation stationery is en route via UPS, scheduled for delivery on Wednesday, and my wedding dress is in the UPS tracking system, although it has not necessarily started its actual journey.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy…