My Child Will Have Style

Now, I’ve heard that you’re not supposed to put shoes on your baby until it’s actually walking around. So, once we have a kid, and it starts toddling around like a little hellian, he or she will *totally* be styling in a pair of Chuck Taylors. And will be wearing this killer t-shirt. Or maybe this one.

I will raise my child to have the style I never had. I hope.

Of course, I do have to give my mom credit for dressing me in this shirt (she had one to match, as I recall):

Good stuff.