Google Ads Amuse Me

Screenshot: Drum Corps For Sale on eBayHow utterly amusing. I’m sure there’s some witty comment that should go along with this Google Ad, but it’s escaping me right now. Something about various defunct corps — yes, the entire corps — gathering dust in some insano fan’s basement after having been purchased at a price-slasher discount on eBay.

VK 1996: Hey, man, can we come out now? Our NASA jumpsuits are starting to smell funny, and our families think we got deported.
High Bidder: Only after you play that song from Star Wars again…
VK 1996: Dude, you suck.