I just made my own RSS feed for the Lakeshoremen website. Admittedly, not all by myself — with some help from a couple of websites that I’ve bookmarked for future reference. But now I know, and knowing’s half the battle.
Now I just need to see if I can schedule a cron job to output this file every day. Or… I could just have it regenerate every time someone posts a news item. Somebody pin a medal on me — I’m fucking brilliant. ^_^