I haven’t done one of these in a while; and, no, I wasn’t “tagged” for this one, either. I was just looking through some old blog entries yesterday, and came upon the “Diana is…” meme from a few years back, so I thought I’d do the related “Diana needs…” meme just for fun:
[Edited To Add: The idea here is to Google your first name with the verb “needs” or “is” and post the first several hits — particularly the amusing ones.]
Diana needs a wealthy husband who can provide her with the high life she craves while sheltering her from the media clamor that follows her every move.
> [Um, wrong Diana. Sorry.]
Diana needs a hug.
Diana needs to come over and turn my charming studio into a warehouse loft!
> [Diana needs to paint her own living room first, kthx.]
Diana needs to make an announcement.
> [I do? Very well… I AM GOING TO HAWAII IN
35 28 DAYS.]
Diana… needs outa this town!
> [See above.]
Diana needs help.
Diana needs to learn respect to the refs.
> [I got a rope… I got a tree… All we need is a… nevermind.]
Diana needs to take a trip to the museum to see all the beautiful paintings of women ten times bigger during the Roman/Greek times.
> [Maybe she does. Maybe Diana would feel better about herself if her likeness were dropped into a Boticelli or Bellini painting.]
Diana needs to get a few clues.
> [Again, always.]