Note To Self Re: Two-hour Naps

While it may seem a good idea at the time, taking a two-hour evening nap on the couch can be disorienting later on in the evening, and may hinder your ability to get things done in a timely fashion — mainly, preparing food for tomorrow’s potluck, wrapping presents, addressing Christmas cards, packing cross-country Christmas packages, assembling a candle gift basket for tomorrow’s gift exchange, and crafting a 2006 commemorative Christmas ornament.

Next time? Don’t give in to the urge to just keep sleeping when you wake up and see that one hour has passed.