Like the Jeopardy category: snippets of random this-n-that I’m finding as I’m sifting through all my old Post-It® notes.
Quote from a 50-something woman in my old office to a 40-something: “You gotta get some old lady shorts! You can’t be bending over there on the golf course and everybody can see Christmas…!”
Really bad joke from the Sky intranet:
Q: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
A: Hold its nose.
And then there’s this thought: I forget what class it was in, but I remember learning in college about the four levels of competence. First, you have Unconscious Incompetence: You don’t know how to do a given thing, but you have no knowledge of it whatsoever, so you don’t know that you don’t know. Then there’s Conscious Incompetence: You know what it is, but you also know that you don’t know how to do it. After that, you have Conscious Competence: You know how to do it now, but you still have to think about it. (This is me in my new job right now.) Finally, there’s Unconscious Competence: You know how to do the thing so well and thoroughly that you no longer have to think about it. Learning my new job in Loan Corrections made me think of that.
Oh, and speaking of my new job, I was on phone duty for the second day today (my first day was Monday). I actually didn’t mind it today, although it got annoying around 2:00 when I got call after call after call for a half hour straight. I learned new things today, too: I learned how to cut a loan refund check, and how to fix the billing schedule on a screwed-up loan, and all sorts of other stuff that I didn’t know before (and would make you yawn). I actually felt like I had a good, enjoyable day… but that’s probably just because I’m going on vacation after tomorrow. Whee!
Speaking of, does anybody know of a good place to camp? I think Aaron and I were looking at Harrison Lake, Maumee Bay State Park, or Mohican. Neither of us have been camping in years, either (outside of Amy’s and my ill-fated October camp-out with the girls on our floor in Kohl). We have no outdoor cooking implements (well, I think we have metal skewers) and only a couple crappy flashlights. Of course, we do have our one sleeping bag (I don’t know where mine is, but we have Aaron’s), and our new-last-year-at-the-wedding tent, and our two folding camping chairs.
I think that pitching the tent will be a test of our ability to work together. 🙂
Camping for Dummies:
I suggest you keep in mind our many lessons from watching the fools on the Kohl camping trip:
1. Pouring lighter fluid on a couple of big logs and throwing a match at it is not an acceptable way to start a campfire.
2. Pitching tents near a sizeable body of water on a chilly night will make you freeze your ass off when you try to sleep.
3. Keeping a fire going all night (after a competent person has started it) always requires more wood than you expect.
4. Getting the fire started in the first place is likely to take more matches than you expect.
5. Camping gets really boring after dark. Although I imagine that you and Aaron might think of something worthwhile to do.
Have a good trip.
Amy
Oh yeah, I almost forgot…
6. Camping and large quantities of alcohol are not a good combination.
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