If you’re interested, the results of an evening of CSS research is here. It’s still not done, and I still have a few issues to overcome (mainly dealing with the height of various elements in various resolutions), but it’s getting there.
I tested in IE 6 and Mozilla Firefox, but haven’t downloaded any other browsers to test on. The page also looks funky on any resolution other than 1024×768 (remember those resolution issues I mentioned?). I’ll continue to add to it and tweak it and keep you all posted. If you find something that doesn’t work at all, throw me a comment, yo.