Motherfuck. I’m not going to be able to go to the Animarathon on April 2nd, even though it’s only 20 minutes from my freaking house.
Why?
Because I have to be in Saginaw fucking Michigan that day. Three hours away. Playing my mellophone.
Not go to Saginaw? Not an option. Why? Damn commitment to the damn corps.
Why couldn’t I be all wishy-washy and half-assed and just say I can’t make it? Why won’t my brain let me? God damn my integrity.
Have fun at the FREE ANIME CONVENTION down the road next month, Aaron. Let me know how it goes. Maybe I’ll get to go *next* year.
*smoke pouring from ears*
…not that you’re bitter or anything.
Don’t you have a close relative who could die that weekend? How about you steal what really happened to me and say you were just admitted to the hospital with a colon infection? Come on, use some of that creative energy and come up with a realy good lie!
Oh dear. I’m a bad influence aren’t I?