Life With Half a Thyroid: Day One

I slept the sleep of the recently-anesthetized last night, with the help of Oxycodone and a large amount of pillows. Luckily, I’ve been sleeping propped-up for a while now, due to my enlarged thyroid making my snoring worse, so the position wasn’t awkward for sleeping.

What did make things interesting was the painful swallowing. Every time I had to swallow, I’d wake up. Normally, I figure it would be a reflex thing that I’d sleep right through. Not last night. I eventually found a position where I could swallow without much pain, but it still woke me up.

My cat, Baxter, was so confused last night. Usually, at some point during the night, he climbs up on my shoulder and drapes himself over my neck to snuggle with me. Last night, though, he could tell something was wrong, and found a different place to snuggle up after sniffing my neck and licking my hands where the IVs had been.


I’ve been looking forward to having this massive nodule removed for months. Even with the swelling in my neck and the pain as everything heals up from surgery, I can feel a difference. I can tuck my chin without feeling something pressing on the blood vessels in my neck, or impeding my airway. I no longer feel constant pressure on the inside of my left collarbone. I can tell that the back of my tongue has gotten used to being shifted to the side, from lack of room in my neck. Also, I’m not totally positive yet, but I think the numbness in my left arm may have been exacerbated (if not caused) by my thyroid pressing on a nerve that runs under the collarbone.

I asked Aaron to take this photo after the surgeon marked the site of the goiter and before I was fully prepped for surgery.

The discharge instructions I was given seemed very general: Regular texture diet (I call shenanigans after trying to swallow a bite of my son’s cheesy toast this morning), pat the incision area dry after showering and keep the dressing intact until my two-week follow-up with the surgeon, and “activity as tolerated,” which is clarified later on in my 16-page document as “light to normal activity… as you feel you can.”

Since I’m the kind of person/patient who wants to know as much as possible going into a situation, I did some research beforehand on recovery from thyroid surgery. (Yes, I know that Google results are not necessarily valid references in and of themselves, but I use them to find legit references, like the Cleveland Clinic, Penn Medicine, and the University of Maryland Medical Center.) I’m planning to take at least a two-week break from Krav Maga — after that, I will have had a follow-up with my surgeon and can get his take on when I can return. I also intend to do some daily neck movements to keep things from getting stiff, and to ensure I can move my head well enough to drive Connor to his Krav Maga class.

My surgeon did tell me at our initial consult that I most likely will not have to take supplemental thyroid hormones, but that remains to be seen. I may need to take supplemental calcium if the parathyroid glands were damaged, but I never did get to see the surgeon during my recovery to get the details straight from him. He debriefed Aaron while I was in recovery, but that’s always kind of like a game of telephone.

I’m surprisingly optimistic about how having had this procedure will improve my quality of life. As I told the surgeon last month, 2024 is the year of reclaiming my health, and I see this procedure as the first step.

One Week From Today

It’s been nearly ten years since I got rear-ended by a semi.

That set into motion a chain of events that led to me focusing more on my physical health. Scans, specialists, and surgeries — some directly related to the collision, some related only tangentially.

Several months after the accident, my neck was still nowhere close to feeling normal. (Spoiler alert: it never did get back to normal.) I’d been given a CAT scan in the ER on the day of the accident, and my chiropractor ordered x-rays eight months later. After the x-rays came back, she sent me for an MRI for further details on the soft tissues of my neck. The MRI found what she was looking for: a herniated disc in my neck.

The MRI also found a 3cm mass on the left lobe of my thyroid.

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Doctors and Nurses and Others

So much has been going on lately in the realm of health and home-ownership and car ownership that I’ve hesitated to blog about any of it until it’s all resolved. A full story with a beginning, middle, and end makes for a neater and tidier read, after all.

With so much of it unlikely to reach a final resolution at any point in the near future, though, I figured I’d tackle Subject #1: Me. Specifically, my neck and back and overall health (which is generally good, with a few blips).

I’ve mentioned last April’s car accident a few times, but the Reader’s Digest version is that my car got rear-ended by a semi truck, and my neck hasn’t been the same since. I see a chiropractor regularly for my spondylolisthesis, anyway, so adding one more adjustment to my visits wasn’t that big of a deal.

Except my neck never got better. In fact, it kind of felt worse.

To determine exactly what was going on in my neck, my chiropractor ordered a neck x-ray this past December. The results showed that, luckily, nothing was broken or fractured — however, the curvature of my cervical spine has straightened and C5 is slightly out of alignment. Helpful data, but not entirely conclusive.

The next step was an MRI. That happened at the end of January, and I got the results a week later.

The MRI showed that I have a disc bulge between C5 and C6, so that’s what’s causing my constant pain. However, the MRI also showed something else: a 2-3 cm mass in the region of the left lobe of my thyroid.

Wait, what? I’ve got a lump the size of a large grape on my thyroid?
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