The Anti-Spam Spam

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Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing? “Those bastards! Why do they keep—er, wait. These spammers don’t want me to get spammed. I should go and sign up for this service they spammed me for…”

*brain explodes*

Remember This At Christmastime

(From a forward received in my work e-mail)

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.