A Note To The Neighborhood Cats:

When killing your prey in front of my home, please do me the courtesy of either finishing your meal or removing it to a more appropriate disposal site. It is impolite to leave the homeowner to remove two bird wings and a bird skull from in front of the bushes.

That is all.

My Child Will Have Style

Now, I’ve heard that you’re not supposed to put shoes on your baby until it’s actually walking around. So, once we have a kid, and it starts toddling around like a little hellian, he or she will *totally* be styling in a pair of Chuck Taylors. And will be wearing this killer t-shirt. Or maybe this one.

I will raise my child to have the style I never had. I hope.

Of course, I do have to give my mom credit for dressing me in this shirt (she had one to match, as I recall):

Good stuff.