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High court says masturbation at home not an offence if seen by neighbours

My word… if you can’t jack off in your own house, where *can* you do it?

Those crazy Canucks. Sheesh.

Trivial, yet so gratifying:

Standing over the kitchen sink, licking the leftover cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Mmm. Now that’s good stuff. 🙂

The Rim Job Fair? As Sheryl said—this has *got* to be a joke.

…I’d like to travel. In space.