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Playing 20 questions with Darth is quite amusing. I stumped him once by thinking of a banana, but he guessed my second item, a sewing machine, in only 18 questions.

This will be a fun time-waster in the future…

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Aw, what the shit? You mean “Faces of Death” was fake? Serious? But the magician got totally skewered in the face with his magic-trick-gone-awry! It was gross!

Hmm. That just makes me all the more impressed by the guy’s makeup and handheld cinematography abilities.

[courtesy of Cynical-C Blog]

Now, I’ve heard that you’re not supposed to put shoes on your baby until it’s actually walking around. So, once we have a kid, and it starts toddling around like a little hellian, he or she will *totally* be styling in a pair of Chuck Taylors. And will be wearing this killer t-shirt. Or maybe this one.

I will raise my child to have the style I never had. I hope.

Of course, I do have to give my mom credit for dressing me in this shirt (she had one to match, as I recall):

Good stuff.

I tell every smoker I know about how my grandmother died from lung cancer. I don’t expect it to help. I don’t expect them to listen. I just wish I could make them understand.

Maybe they should all watch this PSA instead.

[Courtesy of Rori]

OMG. This just about made me piss my pants.

Anakin: “Ow! This helmet is chafing my eyebrows! I swear!”

Obi-Wan: “The boy’s pure dag-nasty evil.”
Mace Windu: “Uh-huh. Ya think?”
Yoda: “Warned you we tried. Listen you did not. Now screwed we all will be.”

[Courtesy of An Artsy Fartsy Weblog]