Seems I need to start checking my son’s pockets on #laundryday ift.tt/1N2SkSJ https://t.co/6dZePBl9Ca

Seems I need to start checking my son’s pockets on #laundryday ift.tt/1N2SkSJ https://t.co/6dZePBl9Ca

Changing table is out (on the curb). Big boy dresser is in! #nomorediapers ift.tt/1Hf7F6u https://t.co/4uIdqUxRMo

Being a good sport and posing with the homemade pudding before digging in. ift.tt/1MCtudc https://t.co/k6BW49AXi0

Watching the microwave popcorn spin around and around #latergram ift.tt/1PyVBQh https://t.co/m08K0zRx7c

Connor, age 4, to Siri: I know you love me.
Siri: You’re looking for love in all the wrong places.