You did it again. This time, you just reached down your diaper and quietly pulled out handfuls of poo to smear on the walls while Mommy and Daddy were downstairs making the grocery list.
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Dear Connor: Month Thirty-One
Oh, Connor. We were having such a nice month. You were napping more often, tantruming less often, and generally becoming such a big boy.
Then, two days ago, you painted your walls in poo.
[IMAGE REDACTED BECAUSE POO]
I know the rest of the month wasn’t so bad, but Wednesday’s incident is kind of hard to forget.
I guess we should talk about that first, and get it out of the way.
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