It’s been a climbing-on-Mommy kind of morning. #toddlermom #nocomplaints http://t.co/NzOw776yXV

It’s been a climbing-on-Mommy kind of morning. #toddlermom #nocomplaints http://t.co/NzOw776yXV

Once my son discovered he could get out of his toddler bed during Quiet Time, naps have become rare. Any #toddlermom advice on Quiet Time?
“Take a picture with the phone?” #selfie #toddler #mommy instagram.com/p/kw7AOXNU_u/
Tonight I proclaim with all sincerity: fuck this Terrible Twos bullshit right in the ass. #ParentOfTheYear
The day started out with a highly uncooperative toddler and me being 45mins late to work. I guess it can only get better from here.