Every month, when I write a check for the mortgage payment, I giggle inwardly at the fact that the amount due after escrow is so many dollars and 69 cents.
I will apparently never grow up. I am perfectly OK with this.
Every month, when I write a check for the mortgage payment, I giggle inwardly at the fact that the amount due after escrow is so many dollars and 69 cents.
I will apparently never grow up. I am perfectly OK with this.
Today’s personal epiphany: I have trouble differentiating physical fatigue from depression or mental fatigue. When I can’t summon any cares to give, it doesn’t occur to me that I might just need to go to bed earlier tonight. #mentalhealth
Connor (age 10), first thing in the morning: I’m hungry!
Me (unamused): You wanna try that again?
Connor: OK… May I please be hungry?
When rescheduling a routine dental cleaning becomes essentially skipping this one entirely and scheduling the next one for January 2023, maybe it’s time to find a new dentist.
I’m really not sure about this… I loved Clerks 2 as a humorous but legit statement about being a grown-ass adult, but this feels like… a parody of itself? Maybe it’ll work, or maybe it’ll come off as too meta. We’ll find out in September (or thereabouts). https://t.co/kiKeb9ChIy