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Today I learned that our black plastic paper plate holders are, in fact, microwave-safe. Thankfully.

Went into the living room to see how Connor was doing and if he wanted breakfast yet. Without looking up from his 2DS, he said, “I’m in the middle of a very hard boss right now so don’t say a word.”

That feeling when you’ve been trying to locate your 5th-grade BFF for decades, and a Google search finally turns up her married name.

My evening of sewing was going well until I turned my reversible blouse into a goddamned möbius strip.

That feeling when you’ve been cutting down volunteer/weed trees for a good 20 minutes, and THEN you see that there’s a vine climbing them. Crossing my fingers I’m not allergic to it.