Recipe for awesome: 10oz Sumatra #coffee from the Keurig + 2 pumps Starbucks pumpkin sauce + 4oz light eggnog. https://t.co/RLbLHJC5Zv

Recipe for awesome: 10oz Sumatra #coffee from the Keurig + 2 pumps Starbucks pumpkin sauce + 4oz light eggnog. https://t.co/RLbLHJC5Zv

The smell of Static Guard reminds me of church. Did all Mormon churches smell like that in the ’80s and ’90s?
Program relaunch, #WeightWatchers? This new eTools experience might have been easier to swallow if we’d known that! https://t.co/1exkUa2fTL

For @smoke_suzanne ‘s birthday today, I gifted her a signed copy of @shunn ‘s #AccidentalTerrorist memoir. “I’ve been wanting to read this!”
Whoopsie. Guess I fell down the phone-surfing rabbit hole after my son went to bed. #MomentApp #toomuchscreentime https://t.co/qMVrNTGPIt
