When Romper Room’s Miss Barbara sees me through her Magic Mirror and I start to cry — she NEVER saw me! — it’s time to stop YouTube-ing.
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Category Archives: status
Twitter Update (#9031317540)
I hate to break it to you, but it’s not a “smaller SUV,” and it’s not a “crossover.” It’s a station wagon, whether you like it or not.
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Twitter Update (#9030878314)
Just watched the Dodge “Man’s Last Stand” commercial so I could appreciate the rebuttal video. Can I unwatch that? Fuck you, Dodge.
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Twitter Update (#9025275778)
Google tweaks Buzz after privacy concerns Link
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Twitter Update (#9024484278)
My attention span today is like it was back in elementary school: I keep coming to and realizing I’ve been staring into space. Oops.
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