You can tell how close your friends really are by how long it takes them to let you know their firstborn has arrived. Hours later? Days?
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Twitter Update (#3290608994)
Crashing hard after a salad and pepperoni cheese bread. Can’t seem to stick to only eating salad when our team lunch is at the pizza joint.
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Twitter Update (#3286758393)
On the tea tag of my Yogi Tea: “If you conquer your subconscious mind, then you win the world.” That’s better than winning the internets!
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Twitter Update (#3285226666)
Drove the other car to work today and listened to WXUT. Could have been @schnuth’s old college radio show. Cypress Hill, Rammstein… Nice.
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Twitter Update (#3279064271)
God DAMN it, Food Network, quit changing your programming schedule! The one other show I watch, Good Eats, is supposed to be on at 11pm. FU.
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