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Had weird gas cramps all day yesterday and all last night. Slept like crap, ironically enough. Taking today off, though I really shouldn’t.
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Aaron wins at teh internets. He discovered the meaning of the MC Frontalot lyric, “I hit L shift-O to the quote and then dollar.” Dammit.
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Just opened a can of evaporated milk when I meant to open a can of mushrooms. “Why does this say to shake well…? Oh, shit.”
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Getting lots of compliments on my $7 Steve and Barry’s Hawaiian shirt today.
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Bucking the system by tweeting via txt over my lunch. Ain’t I a stinker?
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