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Yep, it’s just about time to wipe the cat hair and the dust off of the electric baseboard heaters and pull out the comforter.
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Printing graphical table layout from MicroStrategy = FAIL. Bitmapped small fonts don’t scale well. Legibility = SUCK.
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My SQL-fu is not strong enough to translate this SSIS pkg into our BI app. Meanwhile, the intern is rocking SQL in the next cube over. FAIL.
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This week’s official weight loss: 2 lbs FTW. I was going to be happy with maintaining, but this is perfectly fine, too…
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Seen on the back of a purple semi truck cab in traffic this morning: “Plum Crazy Redneck.”
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