My bottom teeth have moved discernibly since yesterday. It even hurts to open my mouth. #braces #adultorthodontics #ouch
Category Archives: status
Twitter Update: Welp, shows how observant I am. I walked right pas…
Welp, shows how observant I am. I walked right past and didn’t notice the ladies were shirtless, just like the men. bit.ly/1J1oFNQ
Twitter Update: I keep forgetting that, while that deli macaroni s…
I keep forgetting that, while that deli macaroni salad is delicious, it also makes me queasy after I eat too much. Like oatmeal creme pies.
Twitter Update: Decided to sit outside for lunch. Decided to do so…
Decided to sit outside for lunch. Decided to do so by these guys. #honkforweed ift.tt/1HvIkOQ http://t.co/8e6YfKNnOT

Twitter Update: Now the birds are eating the pita that hubs put ou…
Now the birds are eating the pita that hubs put out yesterday. “It’s no suet,” they seem to think, “but I’ll take what I can get.”