dianaschnuth

Really should start instilling the Santa concept a bit more with my toddler. Maybe then he’d get to bed and stay in bed on Xmas Eve. #FML

I’ll see your butterball cookies, @smoke_suzanne, and raise you a zucchini chocolate cake. 😉

So sorry, my #kalanchoes — you are a casualty of toddler rage. #houseplant instagram.com/p/xABBSptU6G/

My 3-year-old just declared, “I get a snack for you!” Ran into the kitchen, opened the fridge, opened a drawer, and got out @byss‘s fudge.