Whenever I get a new follower, I read through my last week or so of Tweets to make sure I come off as reasonably intelligent and non-whiny.
Category Archives: status
Twitter Update: Apparently this is how my son occupies himself dur…
Apparently this is how my son occupies himself during Quiet Time. instagram.com/p/ueRL1ztU8V/
Twitter Update: You know what sounds good for dinner? Squid. Alas,…
You know what sounds good for dinner? Squid. Alas, that’s not a food I generally keep in my freezer, and I’m not swinging past Asian Mart.
Twitter Update: Seen at my work. #truth http://t.co/QUmU7yxafe
Seen at my work. #truth instagram.com/p/ud3CA3NUzt/
Twitter Update: As my aunt @samantharuskin would say: There must b…
As my aunt @samantharuskin would say: There must be a hemorrhoid convention in town, ’cause all the assholes are out on the roads today.