ICYMI, I had an exciting day yesterday. I’m OK, just headachy and sore, but the Kia… And we lost our FSM decal! 🙁 http://t.co/g1iNQkPXwA

ICYMI, I had an exciting day yesterday. I’m OK, just headachy and sore, but the Kia… And we lost our FSM decal! 🙁 http://t.co/g1iNQkPXwA

Wet highway. Stopped traffic. Semi behind me didn’t quite stop in time. #accident #latergram instagram.com/p/mWfdl5tUx0/
I’m OK, guys! Just waiting for the results of my CAT scan to make sure my head’s still screwed on straight. http://t.co/iQCpZ0wSdG

Got in another traffic accident. Hooray! Glad I peed before I left work.
Not a fan of this new trend of teasing headlines to get more clickthroughs. Give me the info. I’ll read if I’m interested.