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Category Archives: status
Twitter Update: RIP Prince
The last 16 tweets in my timeline are all in memory of Prince. The man will be missed. Talented artist. OK, 2016, you’ve made your point.
Twitter Update: “Birthday reward expires one day after your birthd…
“Birthday reward expires one day after your birthday.” Thanks for nothing, @Starbucks. Even the local pita joint gives me a whole week!
Twitter Update: Connor got to write his name on the #NoCavities bo…
Connor got to write his name on the #NoCavities board at the #dentist today! ift.tt/1MFRT7r https://t.co/jHnm31AgEv
Twitter Update: Clean teeth and no cavities! Sat nice and still fo…
Clean teeth and no cavities! Sat nice and still for his bite wing x-rays, too. #dentist ift.tt/1SXohip https://t.co/zYet0bjiG0
