dianaschnuth

Dear #lazyweb: What is this #yellow #flower that just bloomed in my flower bed? #gardenerwannabe flic.kr/p/eft7pg

“The Final Countdown” started playing in my head as I walked down the aisle to my cubicle. My clock read 7:59. #chronicallylate #victory

My chiropractor just prescribed me an hour nap on my couch, in the fetal position. I can totally get behind that.

What’s better than taking a sick day for a painful back? Developing flu-like symptoms overnight to add to the party! #miserylovescompany