Not only am I a dragon, but I’m a red fire dragon! #badass RT @SpaGoddess: I’m a White Metal Pig! haha
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Twitter Update: The only time I buy myself a new razor is when I a…
The only time I buy myself a new razor is when I accidentally leave mine somewhere while traveling. I guess this is a blessing in disguise.
Twitter Update: Realizing we’re going to have to call in favors fr…
Realizing we’re going to have to call in favors from our friends as emergency contacts for daycare. That’s a little awkward.
Twitter Update: What an unfortunate name. Rather, an unfortunate t…
What an unfortunate name. Rather, an unfortunate transliteration, I guess. #dickjokes http://t.co/NsQukyFB
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Self-feeding FTW! Somebody loves warm applesauce with cinnamon. flic.kr/p/dT45E2