In the words of @schnuth: What a weird fucking day.
Twitter Update: Happy water drop is happy. http://t.co/CjRalEeu
Happy water drop is happy. http://t.co/CjRalEeu

Twitter Update: If you’re into praying, meditation, or just sendin…
If you’re into praying, meditation, or just sending good juju, my Mom @smoke_suzanne could use it: her husband goes into hospice care today.
Twitter Update: My toddler just requested breakfast. Like, real si…
My toddler just requested breakfast. Like, real sit-down breakfast, not just the milk he usually gets. This is new.
Twitter Update: So, 9pm is a perfectly reasonable time to turn int…
So, 9pm is a perfectly reasonable time to turn into a pumpkin on a Friday night, right? …Right? #parenthood
