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Pro tip: don’t use your new water pick until the holes from recent tooth extractions have fully healed. Bleeding of the gums could result.

I made this tonight! I cut the squash a bit thick, but it was still good. // RT @greenlitebites: Cheesy Butternut Stack nblo.gs/EddXA

It’s only been a couple days, but I think it’s too little, too late. // RT @instagram: Thank you, and we’re listening: blog.instagram.com/post/382521354…

Oh, yes. Now I remember why I’m broilerphobic. Let me peel myself off the ceiling and temporarily remove the 9-volt from the smoke detector.

Ugh. Left my orthodontic wax at home on the one day in weeks when my #braces are poking my lip. #firstworldproblems