Also, can someone warn me the next time the hemorrhoid convention is in town? I’d rather not be on the road when all the assholes are out.
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It’s not even 8:30 yet, and already it’s One Of Those Days. Can I go home and go back to bed and call a do-over?
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Zingerman’s Delicatessen, Ann Arbor

[Taken 21 March 2012 | edited with Instagram for iPhone]
Zingerman’s Delicatessen, Ann Arbor MI.
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.@smoke_suzanne Even in 5th grade, I was already a size 14. I squeezed into size 12 jeans briefly in HS, but I wasn’t really a 12. 🙂
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Twitter Update (#184824194591244289)
I’m 5’10” tall. Right now, I’m a size 16. I envy shorter women who wear smaller sizes, tho we’re proportioned similarly. I want that number.
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