Had planned to get up early and start a walk/jog program today. But I slept in, and it looks like rain. This might foil garage saleing, too.
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Stupid Mobile Ads
When I was still using the free version of TwitterFon, I got a couple memorable ads for IQ tests online. They were so memorable, in fact, that I took screenshots so I could share them later. I’d hoped to collect more inane ads, but I’ve since upgraded to TwitterFon Pro, and I’m successfully ignoring the ads that pop up in other apps (like Weather Channel, USA Today, QuickTip, Shazam…)
Anyway, these are the two that caught my eye:

Can you FAIL an IQ test? I don’t think you can! So, yes, I can pass an IQ test. With flying colors, in fact — thanks for asking!

I think I’m smarter than you, Mr. I Work At An Ad Agency And Don’t Know The Difference Between Your And You’re.
*facepalm*
Twitter Update (#3184559868)
Dangit, we’re out of bananas. I can’t assemble a proper desserty fruit salad without bananas! Oh, wait, we’re out of strawberries too. Hmm.
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Twitter Update (#3179797826)
Just attempted a pull-up on the fitness course. That was fun, if made of fail. Managed a bent-arm hang after lifting myself half an inch.
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Twitter Update (#3179105642)
Work has temporarily come to a standstill, as I’m waiting for answers and help and data and whatnot. Eff this; I’m gonna eat lunch now.
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