crafty

What I Do For Fun And Profit

Homemade Soy Candle

This candle will soon be going up on my Etsy store, assuming I don’t sell it to someone at work first.

I’m planning to do a bit of a holiday sales push on the candles, reminding all my friends and former co-workers that my candles are perfect Christmahanukwanzakah gifts. I can’t really do discounts, since the whole point is to actually break even on this hobby of mine… but I have been known to cut deals on gift basket sets.

I’ve gotten some sample scents from my newest supplier, and have been highly disappointed to find that their Cranberry scent smells like port-o-john, and their regular Basil scent smells like Seabreeze astringent. From what I can tell so far, though, their Eggnog and Christmas Pine and Candy Corn and Caramel Apple and Fresh Basil are double-plus awesome. We’ll see for sure when I make test candles out of them.

Think of me when you get your Secret Santa going on at the office, and suddenly need a selection of anyone-will-like-this gifts! (The four-ounce candle in the picture is $4 plus shipping, if you’re interested..)

creative

I Used To Be Able To Draw

I think I want to pick up drawing again, just so I can make ad-hoc webcomics of funny things that happen to me, or things that Aaron says. I mean, some things are just funnier visually.

Case in point — and I probably shouldn’t even blog this until I have a three-panel comic to go with it, but I will anyway: Aaron and I were standing on the floor before the Matthew Sweet show at the Beachland Ballroom, chatting and being bored until the opener came on. So, I pulled out my cell phone and updated the world about how we’d just eaten Vietnamese with Aaron’s cousin, and were now waiting for the show to start.

“You know,” I told Aaron, “since I haven’t been able to tweet from work, my blog has really gone down the shitter.” It’s true: when I would tweet six times a day from work, I’d feel obligated to put some “real” content on my blog on a daily basis. Lately, though, I haven’t, and content has gone, as I said, down the shitter.

Aaron looked at me and said, “The Twitter Shitter?”

Immediately, in my mind, I had the flash of a three panel comic detailing our exchange, ending up with a great font-perfect parody of a Twitter Shitter, with appropriate and obvious signage.

This isn’t the only time I’ve thought that, man, I should really draw this and put it online in a comic/flash animation. If only I could *really* draw.

It’s been so long, though…