R.I.P. Panasonic Microwave (1990-2006)

My mom bought this microwave when she and I moved out of Tom’s house after their separation. As I recall, it was the first thing “we” bought — even before we bought our refrigerator from those Jehovahs who kept leaving The Watchtower in our screen door for years afterward… but I digress.

When I went off to college, Mom kept the microwave, obviously; I certainly couldn’t bring it into the dorm with me. Then she hooked up with Gary, who had his own microwave. The Panasonic got relegated to a back closet floor in their apartment.

Once I finally left the dorms and got my own place in 2001, I re-appropriated the microwave from its storage spot at Mom and Gary’s place. When Aaron and I moved in together, I believe he ended up performing a “social experiment” with his microwave (i.e. putting it on the dumpster and seeing how long it took someone to pick it up), and we used my microwave instead.

Finally, after 16 years in service, the old Panasonic started making a louder-than-usual hum. And just like that, it was dead. Sunday evening’s sauerkraut had to be warmed on the stove, and I cooked a week’s worth of morning oatmeal in old-school fashion.

Aaron went out and bought a new microwave on Monday afternoon. He bought another Panasonic, figuring that they must be pretty good if the old one lasted for 16 years. As he stood at the Best Buy checkout, the cashier asked if he’d like the five-year warranty, which he declined. Of course, she pressed him, reminding him that the manufacturer’s warranty only lasts for one year — and he informed her that our last microwave lasted 16 years before it finally died.

That shut her up.

The United Schnuthie College Fund

One of my co-workers is pregnant with twins — girls, most likely. I overheard her saying that she and her husband had actually started their children’s college fund with last year’s tax return, before they even started trying for a baby (and before they got two for the price of one).

That made me think: should we be thinking about our future child’s education?

I mean, both Aaron and I had to take out loans to pay for our own college, and we’ll probably be paying on them until we retire. Literally. How would it be different if I didn’t have that expense now, and if I had known back then that I wouldn’t have that expense in the future? Would that have changed my young-adult relationship with my mother? Would I have worked harder, by virtue of someone else paying my way? Or would I just not have this $45 grand to pay off now?

Now that I think about it, we *would* like to enroll our child or children in private school at some point, and St. John’s costs just about as much as a community college. Should we be saving for that, too, or just hoping that our kid will test high enough to get a scholarship, or that we’ll be considered poor enough for him to get financial aid?

It’s weird stuff to think about. Especially when we haven’t even started trying to make this hypothetical future college student yet. I’d imagine that, once that other human being is actually in the picture, staring at me, I’ll probably feel different about providing for it. Right now, though, it just feels like, “I had to pay for my own college, kiddo, and so will you. Deal.”

Unexpected Stress

I had been planning to work on the LSM site tonight.

I hadn’t been planning to get an e-mail from Russ saying, “I tried a couple of times to add to the news section of the website and nothing posted.”

*!?broken?!*
*OMG Stress*

I knew that something had happened on the server side, since I hadn’t touched the code in… well, weeks or months. It took me a while to figure out why everything on the site was broken, but I finally discovered that it was due to someone at the nice webhosting company switching register_globals to off, effectively breaking all of my neato “Wow! All I have to do is stick the newsID onto the end of the URL, and it just goes!” code.

I freaked for a while, but after chilling out with a bowl of (low-carb) ice cream, I finally deciphered what php.net was trying to tell me. One line of code and a Dreamweaver search-and-replace later, everything is fixed.

Until some evil, malicious hacker blows on my house of cards, that is.

Diet & Fitness Update, Week #2

I started out this week at 213, after my ill-fated Cheat Day on the 20th. Midweek, I was still at 213, which depressed me. Yesterday, though, I weighed myself and discovered I was back down to 210.5, which is definitely good.

I’ve continued to be good about eating my breakfast, and said breakfast has continued to be oatmeal. We found an extra-large box of Quick Oats at Big Lots last week, and while I prefer the regular Old Fashioned Oats better, these aren’t bad. They are, in fact, quick to make. Not that those extra two minutes really mattered in my day. Anyway, I’ve cut down on the raisins, though I haven’t eliminated them yet. I have started adding slivered almonds on occasion, and those are pretty good. They add a new flavor and texture. I’ve also rediscovered the Atkins Sugar-Free Maple Syrup that we had in our cupboard; it goes quite well on oatmeal, as does the sugar-free imitation honey (though not at the same time).

I’ve come to be so dependent on my breakfast that skipping it isn’t even an option; I’d rather be late to work than miss my oatmeal.

I’ve also been switching up my afternoon snacks. Instead of tuna salad, I’ve been eating an apple and some cottage cheese. I might need to switch back, though, as I seem to recall that my afternoon snack really shouldn’t have any carbs, and an apple most definitely has carbs.

In looking at my calorie ratios from last week, I pretty much stayed within 4% of my 40:30:30 ratio of carbs to protein to fat all week. Tuesday was a little off, though — too much fat (can’t have cottage cheese with my snack and vegenaise with my dinner, too).

As for exercise, I did fairly well this week. Monday was Legs Day: I compiled my own workout based on the premise of this Beginner Dumbbell Workout. Lunges, sumo squats, stiff-legged deadlifts, and calf raises all in sequence, followed by a rest, then repeat, rest and repeat. That was just about right, although my quads were sore for a few days and my hamstrings were stiff and sore for a few more.

Tuesday was Shoulders Day: Rear shoulder flys, front raises, shrugs, side raises, and presses all in sequence, as above. This needs tweaked for future workouts, though, as doing side raises and presses seem to work the same shoulder muscle. Having those exercises right next to each other does NOT work. I also need to throw some tricep kickbacks in there, as my triceps were feeling quite neglected. My shoulders didn’t start to feel sore until two days later, and the soreness didn’t last too long. Which was odd, because my last set of presses was damn near impossible. I expected to hurt a lot more than I did.

Wednesday was my slacker day; I didn’t do any exercise. Thursday I did the YOGAmazing Yoga For Abs practice, which was more strenuous for my fatigued upper arms than for my abs.

Friday, I finally pushed back the couch and did some more Tae Bo. This time, I got through the whole tape, only sitting out of one set of side kicks. And damn, did I feel GOOD after that workout. Breathing kind of hard, sweating just a little, but not like I was going to die or anything. Strangely enough, that workout seemed to work the soreness out of my shoulders and legs. The only thing that got sore was my lats — those muscles on either side of my back? Yeah. Every now and then yesterday, I’d just randomly say, “Damn you, Billy Blanks,” and Aaron would know what I was talking about. 🙂

I’m hoping to have lost more weight by next week’s midweek weigh-in, as I’m currently having my happy womanly time right now. I’m thinking that may have been one reason I didn’t seem to lose any weight during the first part of the week. We’ll see.

At any rate, I’m well on my way to reaching 209 by Valentine’s Day.