Connor insisted on singing to me and me blowing out a candle for my birthday. ift.tt/249rbZo https://t.co/CkgrSWQ1C6
Twitter Update: Connor insisted on singing to me and me blowing ou…
Twitter Update: Promised myself I’d go for a birthday run. Better…
Promised myself I’d go for a birthday run. Better get out there before it rains. #ThisIsBeing40
Twitter Update: Raspberry Beret
White SUV pulls into parking garage. Stops at card reader. Window rolls down to reveal a middle-aged white female blaring Raspberry Beret.
Twitter Update: RIP Prince
The last 16 tweets in my timeline are all in memory of Prince. The man will be missed. Talented artist. OK, 2016, you’ve made your point.
Twitter Update: “Birthday reward expires one day after your birthd…
“Birthday reward expires one day after your birthday.” Thanks for nothing, @Starbucks. Even the local pita joint gives me a whole week!