High court says masturbation at home not an offence if seen by neighbours
My word… if you can’t jack off in your own house, where *can* you do it?
Those crazy Canucks. Sheesh.
High court says masturbation at home not an offence if seen by neighbours
My word… if you can’t jack off in your own house, where *can* you do it?
Those crazy Canucks. Sheesh.
I’ve been saving this gem in My Documents folder at work for a year and a half now, just because it was amusing to me. Finally, as I was looking through my files today while work was slow, I decided to zip this and send it to myself at home so I could post it:
Hopefully I’m not violating some sort of confidentiality something-or-other by posting a screenshot of our intranet. I just thought the main story title was amusingly ironic. Don’tcha think?
Trivial, yet so gratifying:
Standing over the kitchen sink, licking the leftover cake batter out of a mixing bowl.
Mmm. Now that’s good stuff. 🙂

Poppa rests on his sofa before heading to Uncle Pete’s in Westlake for the Christmas festivities
OMGWTFBBQ! I just tried to type some HTML code into Movable Type too fast, and ended up hitting the keystrokes for [Back] and erasing my entire damn entry.
Too bad… it was pretty good. About how I’m too impatient to sit down and write real blog entries. I can’t complain about lack of potential content, cause I’ve got plenty. It’s just making myself sit down and blog about it.
That said, I’m done for the evening.