The smell of Static Guard reminds me of church. Did all Mormon churches smell like that in the ’80s and ’90s?
Twitter Update: Program relaunch, #WeightWatchers? This new eTools…
Program relaunch, #WeightWatchers? This new eTools experience might have been easier to swallow if we’d known that! https://t.co/1exkUa2fTL

Twitter Update: For @smoke_suzanne ‘s birthday today, I gifted her…
For @smoke_suzanne ‘s birthday today, I gifted her a signed copy of @shunn ‘s #AccidentalTerrorist memoir. “I’ve been wanting to read this!”
Twitter Update: Whoopsie. Guess I fell down the phone-surfing rabb…
Whoopsie. Guess I fell down the phone-surfing rabbit hole after my son went to bed. #MomentApp #toomuchscreentime https://t.co/qMVrNTGPIt

Twitter Update: All part of the job description. #momlife #fortune…
All part of the job description. #momlife #fortunecookie ift.tt/1HBrXaK https://t.co/1OE8W6ldrc



