Such a bummer when you think you’ve found an interesting new person to follow, but it turns out they RT fifty shoutout tweets per day.
Twitter Update: Damn critters. If you’re gonna bite into a giant t…
Damn critters. If you’re gonna bite into a giant tomato, at least carry it off. Don’t just leave big ol’ teeth marks in it! #gardening
Twitter Update: Good news: I’m on the cusp of the next pant size d…
Good news: I’m on the cusp of the next pant size down! Bad news: It depends on the style of pant what size I am. #weightwatchers #weightloss
Twitter Update: I’ve been rocking bootcut jeans for so long that i…
I’ve been rocking bootcut jeans for so long that it feels weird to wear straight-leg. The fabric! It’s touching me! http://t.co/6SSgkQO0UQ
Twitter Update: Fixing eye makeup is a pain with glasses. To get c…
Fixing eye makeup is a pain with glasses. To get close enough to see, I have to take my glasses off so I can’t see. http://t.co/pZN2kVC81A
