As my Aunt Sammie would say, there must be a hemorrhoid convention in town, ’cause all the assholes are out on the road this morning.
Twitter Update: The seasons seem to wheel by faster the older I ge…
The seasons seem to wheel by faster the older I get. Sure is dark this morning. Where did summer go already?
Twitter Update: A boy and his Artoo Unit. #starwars #r2d2 http://t…
A boy and his Artoo Unit. #starwars #r2d2 ift.tt/1K7yetv http://t.co/gu9LtDZ25h
Twitter Update: OK, self. It doesn’t matter if it’s before 9:00. I…
OK, self. It doesn’t matter if it’s before 9:00. If you’re getting tired, go to bed! Don’t wait for your second wind; you’re not 20 anymore.
Twitter Update: This week’s non-scale victory: imma need new pants…
This week’s non-scale victory: imma need new pants soon! #weightwatchers #nsv ift.tt/1LVulai http://t.co/yAGiUlo47o
