Me in public restrooms. Or at work. #TMI http://t.co/yGR3AGmBmU

Me in public restrooms. Or at work. #TMI http://t.co/yGR3AGmBmU

Thanks to the dim sum place being slammed for Mother’s Day, our afternoon got pushed back a whole damn hour. Nap, groceries, dinner. Fuck.
This is what happens when your toddler insists on holding your Mother’s Day carnation. instagram.com/p/n3gX3eNU-J/
Mother’s Day present! Yay! I should probably wait until @schnuth wakes up before I open the gift bag and card. 🙂 http://t.co/OqtYYB7aZA

I don’t know what this is, but I don’t think it’s a calla lily growing in the calla lily’s pot. http://t.co/xBHL2iuJs2
