I spent my workday coding, so of course I spent my evening experimenting with iOS Shortcuts and IFTTT.
Karate Belts

My boy has earned his blue belt in American freestyle karate. White through purple belts now hang on his bedroom wall.
Status: Overcaffeinated
OMFG. I need to steer clear of the Plus extra-caffeinated K-cups. I already knew that, but today’s coffee indiscretion really underscores the fact. #overcaffeinated #cornholio
Christmas Portrait 2019

Wishing you the happiest of holidays and a fantastic new year!
Status: Both Amused and Grossed Out
No context: “Hey! Get your tongue outta my flute!”