I keep barely missing accidents by virtue of running a little late. Today’s was right by the exit of the daycare. Two minivans and an SUV.
Twitter Update: Not that I’m not grateful and all, but… go home,…
Not that I’m not grateful and all, but… go home, weather. You’re drunk. Also, I hope our sump pump doesn’t choke. http://t.co/JhWjmtuKKe

Twitter Update: Oh, OK. That explains why the channel labeled as N…
Oh, OK. That explains why the channel labeled as NBC on my cable system is now showing infomercials. #negotiationfail http://t.co/0blZNhoyn5

Twitter Update: Winter moon on snow http://t.co/ar3jrFWyOg
Winter moon on snow instagram.com/p/kVcmMStU1m/
Twitter Update: We planned a baby shower for our coworker for toda…
We planned a baby shower for our coworker for today, a month out from her due date, to be safe. So her water broke today. (At home!)

