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Caught my reflection in the elevator doors: shirt wrinkled, hair staticky, no makeup. I look like I just rolled out of bed. #professional

Looking through a women’s fitness wear catalog and internally critiquing the models’ yoga technique. Is that the best chair pose you’ve got?

Made it thru another round of on-call duty without getting called. And during month- and year-end! #youngestfairygodmother #whew

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Forget booze: just staying up until midnight is enough to give me a hangover anymore. #oldladytweet #happynewyear