I really hope that sound I just heard was a car backfiring three times in rapid succession, and not three gunshots. #quietsubdivision
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Twitter Update: ‘Shopped, I hope… RT @TheMichaelMoran: I know yo…
‘Shopped, I hope… RT @TheMichaelMoran: I know you *think* you’ve seen the worst shoes ever, but you haven’t. Not yet. http://t.co/h9dZ9wJ2

Twitter Update: I don’t stay for my #weightwatchers mtgs much anym…
I don’t stay for my #weightwatchers mtgs much anymore. I miss my old leader. Sometimes I want to punch my new leader in the face. #toopeppy
Twitter Update: Up 0.8 lbs at #weightwatchers today (over a 2-week…
Up 0.8 lbs at #weightwatchers today (over a 2-week span). Not surprised, but was hoping for better with my 1st post-braces weigh-in.
Twitter Update: Day 20: I’m #thankful that I’m salaried and not ho…
Day 20: I’m #thankful that I’m salaried and not hourly. #chronicallylate #thankfulproject instagr.am/p/SQdtYntU_M/
