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(2 of 2) Me: Women’s XL? Good. Right answer. Male co-worker: I’ve been married long enough to know what the right answer is.
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(1 of 2) Me to male co-worker: If [female co-worker] wears an XL, does that mean I’d wear a 2XL? Male co-worker: No, I think you’d be an XL.
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On the upside, sans phone, I’ll be especially productive for a Friday, with no Instagram likes or Words With Friends pushes to attend.
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Shit. I left my phone at home. So much for my lunchtime plans of walking around downtown and taking pictures. I’m gonna feel weird all day.
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Could the social media guy/gal manning the Twitter plz pass the message? RT @altonbrown: Tell @travelchannel that you want more #feasting.
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