dianaschnuth

Breakfast of Champions. #dietfail Link
Continue reading →

If I don’t get up RIGHT NOW, I am in danger of falling asleep on the couch. #badidea #zombiemoms
Continue reading →

Baby is asleep (again). I now need to muster the oomph to wash dishes, assemble my lunch, pick out tomorrow’s clothes, and brush my teeth.
Continue reading →

Sleep training win (for tonight) has turned to #sleeptraining fail. After the damn dog next door woke baby, only rocking would calm him.
Continue reading →

Yep. The fucking dog next door just woke up my kid with its incessant barking. I knew it would happen eventually. BRB, off to calm the baby.
Continue reading →